A childās curiosity and natural desire to learn are like a tiny flame, easily extinguished unless itās protected and given fuel. This book will help you as a parent both protect that flame of curiosity and supply it with the fuel necessary to make it burn bright throughout your childās life. Letās ignite our childrenās natural love of learning!
September 10th, 2006
Girlspeak to English Dictionary
Found on this page:
She says English --------- ------- We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure...go ahead I don't want you to. I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not I have PMS. overreacting! Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house. I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper... Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like... I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.] Yes No No No Maybe No I'm sorry. You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it. I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In answer to the question "What's wrong?" The same old thing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything. Everything. My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a jerk. I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
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This about says it all Connor. I could have written this, but alas I did not.
That was freakin good. Me likey!!
Take Notes Connor! š